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Month: January 2013

Sshhh! Don’t Tell Mr. Wild Dingo!

Julie Starling January 29, 2013 11 Comments

“Hey Old Lady, why are you “susshing” me? I’m just sittin’ here enjoying this new doggy bed you bought.”

Is It Me, or Does Everything Look Delicious?

Julie Starling January 26, 2013 2 Comments

It’s the end of Day 6 of this ridiculous fast and my dogs are still alive and not missing any parts. Shockingly, things like raw meaty bones and a kong full of…

Sea Dawgs Run

Julie Starling January 23, 2013 3 Comments

“Must. Stalk. Jodhpurs.”

When Life Gives You Lemons . . .

Julie Starling January 21, 2013 7 Comments

THESE are my groceries for the next 10 days. O.K. I exaggerated. I still need to buy about 10 more lemons. But seriously, these lemons, maple syrup, cayenne pepper and filtered…

Kanine Kilroys

Julie Starling January 17, 2013 1 Comment

“What is that?”

Girly Man

Julie Starling January 14, 2013 8 Comments

“Aw, Mom. I really hate this girly skirt you make me wear on cold days. I will only wear it in the woods where nobody can see me and not…

Simply Irresistible!

Julie Starling January 11, 2013 10 Comments

This woman is invincible Her methods are inscrutable The proof is irrefutable She’s so completely kissable!”

Bring It

Julie Starling January 9, 2013 8 Comments

“Dude! I swear. I was just bustin’ your crank!” “If you can dish it out, you’d better take it little man!”