You know you’re a Lymie when your doctor tells you that your PCR test came back positive for Lyme and you breathe a huge sigh of relief and say, “Oh thank God!” Because it proves that Lyme disease isn’t really all “in your head” but quite literally IN YOUR HEAD.
Neuropathy and Lyme Brain are no fun. Unlike the CDC’s enormously inaccurate 2-tiered testing system, here's something that’s 100% accurate: the fog will lift and the sun will shine again.
Screw you CDC.
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