I had another masthead for May in mind but Mr. Wild Dingo insisted on more tulips. Because it's obvious you all haven't had enough of them.
Obviously the headline is referring to my national blunder of accidentally insulting the Morges Tulip Festival. Not only can dogs see the color yellow, but my answer reflected nothing about how we really felt about the garden and living in Morges.
We love living here and visiting the park as much as we possibly can. Independence Park is tranquil yet alive. People meander through it quietly and appreciate the environs. It has an amazing effect on the cracker, who rarely ever barks or shows anxiety when he's in town.
As much as the dogs love walking the farms and running free in the forests, they equally choose the direction of Morges for a stroll in the park. I suspect they love it's energy as much as I do.
It has a surprisingly calming yet invigorating effect on us all. And we're truly grateful to be able to experience its life.
And that should have been my answer to the reporter.
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"Your project is guaranteed to meet superior Siberian standards or I will fatally masticate it. You have my "woo" on that!"
"I keep your project safe from crows, coyotes, and flies. I prefer to be paid in salmon treats and tennis balls."
"I manage the treat jar & the staff's daily payroll of cookies and bones. The staff is excellent at math and let me know when I come up short."