The Snowberry - 295/365
Marshmallows grow on trees. So they must be good for you. I'm gonna eat a whole bag of them to make sure I get all my plant nutrients. Oh yeah.
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My, what big white snow balls you have...
"Your project is guaranteed to meet superior Siberian standards or I will fatally masticate it. You have my "woo" on that!"
"I keep your project safe from crows, coyotes, and flies. I prefer to be paid in salmon treats and tennis balls."
"I manage the treat jar & the staff's daily payroll of cookies and bones. The staff is excellent at math and let me know when I come up short."
"I write psychobabble. Sometimes it makes you a profit. Other times it makes you a prophet."
My, what big white snow balls you have...