You have something on your nose.
"Really? Where? Is it off now? What was it? Did I get it?"
Wet, with a slight chance of muddy face.
"Hmmm. Who ordered take out?"
"Princess, come back inside. I'm afraid you'll melt!"
"Put a sock in it Retardo. Get your wussy butt out here and do your 'patroling' thing."
"Hmmm. Nothing to smell or patrol here Princess. Lets go back inside."
"Sigh. I'm the only Sibe in the world living with a GSD mixed with chicken."
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