"Hallo."

March 16, 2010

"Hallo."

March 16, 2010
Posted in: Best-Of | Reading Time: 1 minute

"My name is Inigo Montoyo. You killed my stuffie. Prepare to die."

Loki recently graduated summa cum-laude from Harvard Business School of Revenge.

"You seem like a decent momma. I'd hate to kill you."

Mr. Wild Dingo is out of the country. I am alone and hazing my GS/FMD. Does anyone else think this is a bad idea?

 

"Surrender to the Dread Pirate Loki!" (Or Not.)

"So how does it feel wearing my girly jodhpurs?
"You mock my pain Buttercup."
"Life is pain, big boy. Anyone who says differently is selling something."

 

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23 comments on “"Hallo."”

  1. BOL!!! You are hilarious, Loki, um, Inigo! What a comedic pair 🙂
    Listen, Loki, you may hear rumors that I have a new boyfriend, but they're not true. I'm still single. I will be going on a date with Gunther on St Pat's, because he asked, but we're still testing the waters.
    Twink!

  2. Loki! Such humiliation. You know, I have discovered that floof is kind of like Mango catnip. How do you ever hold still?

    Slobbers,
    Mango

  3. Stop that rhyming now I mean it... Anybody want a peanut?!
    LOVE these pictures.
    totally had me laughing out loud!
    Just be careful that Loki doesn't feed you to the shrieking eels while Mr.Dingo is gone!

  4. Be glad Loki - she could have knit you a dress with the floof 🙂 I once found one on EBay made of Siberian floof. I bought it and donated it to a rescue auction. In teh brief time it was in my possession (it was way too small for my frame) I did discover that it was so warm that it could melt an FMD even on a Canadian winter day. BTW, tell me you're not comparing Juno to Fezzik 🙂

  5. Clicked over from Rottrover, who always makes me laugh and you did it too!LOL Every once in a while something comes along that makes me laugh out loud and makes the dogs think I've lost it. These pics were one of those times. Thanks for the laugh!

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