"My name is Inigo Montoyo. You killed my stuffie. Prepare to die."
Loki recently graduated summa cum-laude from Harvard Business School of Revenge.
"You seem like a decent momma. I'd hate to kill you."
Mr. Wild Dingo is out of the country. I am alone and hazing my GS/FMD. Does anyone else think this is a bad idea?
"Surrender to the Dread Pirate Loki!" (Or Not.)
"So how does it feel wearing my girly jodhpurs?
"You mock my pain Buttercup."
"Life is pain, big boy. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
No cash for the treat jar but you'd like to show the love? No problem! Connect with me on LinkedIn and endorse my creative writing skills. Let me know how the pups and I can love ya back!
"Your project is guaranteed to meet superior Siberian standards or I will fatally masticate it. You have my "woo" on that!"
"I keep your project safe from crows, coyotes, and flies. I prefer to be paid in salmon treats and tennis balls."
"I manage the treat jar & the staff's daily payroll of cookies and bones. The staff is excellent at math and let me know when I come up short."