Our Loki has a penis the size of "heroic" proportions. For the definition of "heroic proportions" see Michelangelo's David and you'll understand why. (Hint: big muscles=small willy.)
"Ya, that's right. I'm the man."
Hey Juno, you ready to show him who's really the boss around here?
"Sure. Make me an offer I can't refuse."
"Geez, I can't wait for Pop to get home. Now I have to go take one for the team."
Internet, for the record, Loki is 4 times stronger than Juno, and though he's a bit of a bully, he dials it way down for her and always self-handicaps. That's my boy. He knows what's good for him!
(Editor's note: using the word "penis" and the song "Beat it" in the same post was completely unconscious. Or not.)
i love the ear tug
Woofs!!! I am glad that he knows to be nice to a lady!!!!
Mya Boo Boo
Here I thought they were trying to learn the Moonwalk!
Loki, you need to talk to your mom about getting you a bigger black bar! She could at least do that much for you!
Yum. Luv the neck-pull, Juno!
Ummmm Loki, In MY house we refer to THAT as... my PeeShooter. And I agree with Bunny, BTW.
Still, we GUYS gotta go easy on the girrrls beclaws the girrls have... Well, you get my drift.
Poor Loki, there must be something you are doing lately to provoke all those posts. And listen to Juno: I won. Blah blah. We have eyes you know?
Oh...we love good smackdowns!
Of course Juno won! Otherwise the video would be called "Formosan crack-dog Smackdown" Ha-roo!
I love some husky smackdown. I give it to Steve all the time!
Smackdowns? We don't know nuthin' about no smackdowns.... As for 'heroic proportions'? Um. That's all I have to say about that!
wow Loki... Juno took you down and rubbed it in!
That's very humble of you to take that from a girl! 🙂
I've nevFUR used the word penis on my blog -
I wonder if I khan use it in a sentence?
I LOVED the bitey nekhk!
Pantyloons, Jodhpurs, and Noodeloons,
Khyra & Khousin Merdie
Big muscles, small willie ... that explains a lot ...
just sho you know mommish almost chocked on her coke weading your post
good job!!! teehee
happy st paddy's day
pibble sugars and wee wags
the pittie pack
Smart call Loki. Before you know it you'll be handing over the remote. 🙂
I don't think I've ever read a blog post about a puppy's penis before 🙂
So, Loki, after Juno LET you up, you chased her and consider that a win? Ok. Sure. If that makes you feel better.
P.S. - Love seeing two friends playing and adjusting their strength and playing styles to make it fun for their buddy. Isn't that one of the cool things about dogs? We humans could learn a lot if we just let them teach us.
Golly Wild Dingo mom, I hadn't thought about beat it and well, you know, until you mentioned it. Good one.
My Airedale was the same with my little basset hound. He would always look over his shoulder and slow down so that she could catch up and tackle him. Hey, it isn't playtime if doggies are actually winning, right? What else would explain Dexter "flipping" Mango and grabbing his throat much like Juno did to Loki.
What a grrreat video! Real fun to wake up to.
Loki could prolly get some big buck$ if he submitted his pic to Playformosa Monthly!
Woooos Loki! Ummmm, proud of your self, are we! I am sure Juno has taken care of that!
Mum apologizes fur not visiting in awhile, fur some reason she lost all our bloggy friends who are not on blogger, they all got dropped from our list!
We fixed woo now we have to go find anyone else who is lost!
-Kira The BeaWootiful
We love zoomie wrestling!!!!
Fun video, and now the music is stuck in mom's head! 🙂
We know all about the ladies winning here - we have to really keep our eye on Ciara - she is one tough cookie and she has lots of devious moves - she drives TD nuts. But he definitely has the ear and neck pull down pat.
Loved that reverse 180 move.
Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
For the francophones amongst us, and to add to this blog's already exceptionally high cultural content (don't thank me, it's only natural...)
... "Vous me connaissez mal: la meme ardeur me brule
Et le desir s'accroit quand l'effet se recule"...
or, good golly, Sir Loki, you sure like to, ahem, rock!
Wouldn't mind trying the same move on that juicy little Lhassa bitch next door. (He, if you can use the *P* word, I can use the *B* word. As for your Mom's unconscious subconscious, we won't even think of going there. 'Nuff said)
Awww...LOVE the video!! I have to say - there's a bit in the middle when Juno had you by the throat, Loki, when it was looking disturbingly like one of those wildlife documentaries of wolves hunting down their kill! 😀
Honey the Great Dane
Hehehehehe that was funny! Great video.
hmm the old drag by the collar move. It's a good thing I wear bandanas...