Our Loki has a penis the size of "heroic" proportions. For the definition of "heroic proportions" see Michelangelo's David and you'll understand why. (Hint: big muscles=small willy.)
"Ya, that's right. I'm the man."
Hey Juno, you ready to show him who's really the boss around here?
"Sure. Make me an offer I can't refuse."
"Geez, I can't wait for Pop to get home. Now I have to go take one for the team."
Internet, for the record, Loki is 4 times stronger than Juno, and though he's a bit of a bully, he dials it way down for her and always self-handicaps. That's my boy. He knows what's good for him!
(Editor's note: using the word "penis" and the song "Beat it" in the same post was completely unconscious. Or not.)
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