Someone loves his Furminator.
"Do me a solid and make me pretty."
He sure has come a long way from the cracked-out dog who would bite me anytime I got near him with a Furminator three years ago. Now that he's growing in a thick GSD coat that gets itchy, he practically begs for regular furminations.
"Thanks, I needed that!"
I don't care if it's all the doggie-rage. A French manicure is out of the question.
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"Your project is guaranteed to meet superior Siberian standards or I will fatally masticate it. You have my "woo" on that!"
"I keep your project safe from crows, coyotes, and flies. I prefer to be paid in salmon treats and tennis balls."
"I manage the treat jar & the staff's daily payroll of cookies and bones. The staff is excellent at math and let me know when I come up short."