"Hey, I have to tell you a puppeh secret."
"But first, let me check under the hood and make sure you're really a puppy and not a bi-ped infiltrator."
"Dude, WTF? At least buy me dinner."
"Look floof-ball, talk to the paw! This Weimaraner ain't listening!"
"Come closer. I dare you!"
"You taste delightful."
"Dude, I'm gonna give you a taste of whoop-ass if you don't get your floofy-self off me."
"Phhfth! Teacher's pet!"
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"Your project is guaranteed to meet superior Siberian standards or I will fatally masticate it. You have my "woo" on that!"
"I keep your project safe from crows, coyotes, and flies. I prefer to be paid in salmon treats and tennis balls."
"I manage the treat jar & the staff's daily payroll of cookies and bones. The staff is excellent at math and let me know when I come up short."