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Puppy Secrets

Puppy Secrets

August 21, 2012
Posted in: Dogs | Reading Time: 1 minute

"Hey, I have to tell you a puppeh secret."

"But first, let me check under the hood and make sure you're really a puppy and not a bi-ped infiltrator."

"Dude, WTF? At least buy me dinner."

"Look floof-ball, talk to the paw! This Weimaraner ain't listening!"

"Come closer. I dare you!"

"You taste delightful."
"Dude, I'm gonna give you a taste of whoop-ass if you don't get your floofy-self off me."

"Phhfth! Teacher's pet!"


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