"Seriously? This is the first thing you took out of storage?"
It's been long enough. Loki and Juno's fans await their adventure. This crown was last thing packed for storage (I have no idea why) and the first thing I found when the movers came to move our things out of storage.
"Does this crown make my ears look big?"
I have lots to share of their flight over, but I'm to my ears (and Loki's ears) in boxes. And we haven't even received our air shipment nor our sea shipment yet. But for now, we'll return to business as usual: mocking the cracker and the criminal.
"Every mockery has its price. I will get your precious Danskos. One pair at a time."
"Princess, that sure sounds serious. I'm glad I'm not a Dansko!"
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"Your project is guaranteed to meet superior Siberian standards or I will fatally masticate it. You have my "woo" on that!"
"I keep your project safe from crows, coyotes, and flies. I prefer to be paid in salmon treats and tennis balls."
"I manage the treat jar & the staff's daily payroll of cookies and bones. The staff is excellent at math and let me know when I come up short."