Found: one giant salamander dining on Slug Sushi at Chez Nitwit, Sentier de la Nitwit.
Remember how I mentioned that certain animals often dine on slugs? Well, here's your proof. Except it's obvious he didn't roll this sucker in dirt to bind his slim, as slug predetors often do. Maybe that's why he's taking his time getting his dinner down. Personally, I'm going to have a bit of trouble getting my own dinner down after seeing this.
While it looks like he bit off more than he could chew, I assure you readers, this diner slowly savored his delicacy. So slowly, that hours later, I came back and he was still eating. He's the kind of patron most restauranteurs detest!
It's no wonder he's grown to such extraordinary lengths with meals like that!
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