"Sigh. The holidays wipe me out. All that extra barking at the FedEx and UPS intruders. Plus the added patrolling at night for Santa Paws is more than one guard dog can manage. I either need a raise or a retirement package."
Like what you're reading? Buy the pups a bone!
A raise for Loki!! And ME!!
You aren't the retiring type Loki. You need a raise!