"Hey Princess, remember that time you ate the seats in Mom's Mini Cooper?"
"Yah, those were good times Daddy-O. Good, good, times. Think the seats in this blue baby will be as fun?"
Don't worry, Internet. It's not my car and I didn't stay long to see what the husky had in mind!
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"Your project is guaranteed to meet superior Siberian standards or I will fatally masticate it. You have my "woo" on that!"
"I keep your project safe from crows, coyotes, and flies. I prefer to be paid in salmon treats and tennis balls."
"I manage the treat jar & the staff's daily payroll of cookies and bones. The staff is excellent at math and let me know when I come up short."