So much better than Tele Vision.

"Juno Come!"

"Tra-la-la. This looks like a nice spot to see a man about a horse."

"I don't understand why you waste all that money on carbon fiber and titanium bikes when you could own the cadillac of velos!"

"Hey Loki, I'm gonna annoy you until I win and you will bow to my cuteness!"

"Hey, I have to tell you a puppeh secret."

"When I grow up I want to be just like Loki." "You'd better start doing something about those ears and cranking up the cracker little fella."

Aslan's mom, Marita, and her daughter Elenor, invited me to attend Aslan's puppy class. OMG, like I'm gonna pass up the opportunity for all that puppy breath and puppy shenanigans?

Do you remember, when we met? That's the day, I knew were my pet." I think of that song every time I remember the day I met Juno. 

"You caught me! I'm not your Granny!"