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Diary of a Dog Nut

This blog began in 2005 with a silly press release about my dingo, Maggie, and her nemesis, Monsieur Le Pew.  In 2008, I rescued the cracker, Loki. I never had a high drive working dog so I did what every new dog owner does when they are in over their heads with a busy dog. I adopted a second dog, a husky, to "keep him busy." I know, Internet, I know. I didn't actually make my life easier. I just had more work. Life with the cracker and the criminal was filled with adventures and hard life lessons. Juno wrote masticated the book on crime and punishment, while the cracker policed her misdemeanors.

Tunnel Vision

So much better than Tele Vision.

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How To Ruin Your Siberian's Nearly Perfect Recall

"Juno Come!"

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Pas de Pee Pee

"Tra-la-la. This looks like a nice spot to see a man about a horse."

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Best Bike. Ever.

"I don't understand why you waste all that money on carbon fiber and titanium bikes when you could own the cadillac of velos!"

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Reason #987 Why Puppies Shouldn't Play with Crackers

"Hey Loki, I'm gonna annoy you until I win and you will bow to my cuteness!"

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Puppy Secrets

"Hey, I have to tell you a puppeh secret."

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Role Model

"When I grow up I want to be just like Loki." "You'd better start doing something about those ears and cranking up the cracker little fella."

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Puppy Fix

Aslan's mom, Marita, and her daughter Elenor, invited me to attend Aslan's puppy class. OMG, like I'm gonna pass up the opportunity for all that puppy breath and puppy shenanigans?

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Happy Juno-versary!

Do you remember, when we met? That's the day, I knew were my pet." I think of that song every time I remember the day I met Juno. 

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My! What Big Teeth You Have!

"You caught me! I'm not your Granny!"

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