"Wait a minute. Princess, something's wrong. Someone's missing! Where is Mom?" "Big boy, the only person I'm searching for is the Ice Cream man. We are downtown Morges after all."
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"Wait a minute. Princess, something's wrong. Someone's missing! Where is Mom?" "Big boy, the only person I'm searching for is the Ice Cream man. We are downtown Morges after all."
"I don't understand why you waste all that money on carbon fiber and titanium bikes when you could own the cadillac of velos!"
"Hey Loki, I'm gonna annoy you until I win and you will bow to my cuteness!"
"When I grow up I want to be just like Loki." "You'd better start doing something about those ears and cranking up the cracker little fella."
"I want to ride the Vallée du Joux and go STRAIGHT up the Col du Marchairuz," said I, feeling full of piss and vinegar last week. I've ridden the steep side (there's also an easier side) of the Col du Marchairuz two times two years ago when I was much too sick to even attempt it. The good […]