"Whatchya got there Daddy-O?"
"Looks like I got my pressie for my placing at Mango Minster cupcake!"
"Hey mom, do me a solid and open this thing!"
"Wow. Twinkie's quite the looker!"
"But there's something very familiar about her..."
"I just can not put my nose on what it is that is so familiar about her!"
"She's one-eighth (divided by 2) my size!"
"Breathtaking! I shall call her ... Mini Me."
Thank you Twinkie! We love our calendar!
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"Your project is guaranteed to meet superior Siberian standards or I will fatally masticate it. You have my "woo" on that!"
"I keep your project safe from crows, coyotes, and flies. I prefer to be paid in salmon treats and tennis balls."
"I manage the treat jar & the staff's daily payroll of cookies and bones. The staff is excellent at math and let me know when I come up short."