"Hi Mom. Whatchya want?"
"Hey Daddy-O. Looks like Mom's fixin' to ask us to do some work."
"Princess, hard work never killed anybody."
"True, but why take the risk?"
"Besides, it's cold outside. Why don't we just ignore the 'ole lady and make ourselves cozy?"
"Surgar-nose, you're making me blush!"
"Come on tip-top daddy! Let's have our own little party right here."
"Lady, you're more fun than a hot transfusion. I think we could swing, if I knew the music."
"Big Boy, if this doesn't turn you on, you ain't go no switches."
"Principessa, as long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need: tremendous self control."
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