"Hey Big Boy, now that you're an Iron Dog, let's see how much Iron you're really made of."
"Princess, I'm all Iron. Pop says if you want to do a dog trial like me, you could do the Cream Puff trial."
"Cream Puff, huh? You wanna find out which is stronger, cream or iron?"
"Boo! What a pansy! Scared of a little cream puff are you?"
"No way sister. You just caught me off guard."
"Who you calling cream puff now, Iron Dog?"
Mr. Wild Dingo has dropped the gauntlet and has declared Juno to be a cream puff. There are rumors at school that another Iron Dog trial could be taking place before we move. If that's true, Juno is stepping up to the plate (if there's tri-tip on it of course). We'll show those boys who the real cream puffs in this family are!
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"Your project is guaranteed to meet superior Siberian standards or I will fatally masticate it. You have my "woo" on that!"
"I keep your project safe from crows, coyotes, and flies. I prefer to be paid in salmon treats and tennis balls."
"I manage the treat jar & the staff's daily payroll of cookies and bones. The staff is excellent at math and let me know when I come up short."