I left the house for 15 minutes. Fifteen lousy minutes. Not a lot can happen in 15 minutes, right?
"They say historians cannot fully explain the rise or fall of Rome. Soon, they will say that about Siberian mastications."
"I've had better antipastos than this."
"Hey Princess, how come you didn't eat Pop's sandals?"
"Looks like the legions saved them. This time."