I left the house for 15 minutes. Fifteen lousy minutes. Not a lot can happen in 15 minutes, right?
"They say historians cannot fully explain the rise or fall of Rome. Soon, they will say that about Siberian mastications."
"I've had better antipastos than this."
"Hey Princess, how come you didn't eat Pop's sandals?"
"Looks like the legions saved them. This time."
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"Your project is guaranteed to meet superior Siberian standards or I will fatally masticate it. You have my "woo" on that!"
"I keep your project safe from crows, coyotes, and flies. I prefer to be paid in salmon treats and tennis balls."
"I manage the treat jar & the staff's daily payroll of cookies and bones. The staff is excellent at math and let me know when I come up short."