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Junk in His Trunk

Junk in His Trunk

January 28, 2011
Posted in: Dogs | Reading Time: 2 minutes

A friend from the states recently noted that Loki gained a little weight. "He filled out since I last saw him," he said  when he first saw Loki this month. He last saw Loki in August, just 6 months ago. Oops.

"Big Boy, you give new meaning to your nick name! But you're not Sibe enough to pull off that husky scruff."

It seems curbing cracker activities to appease the Swiss noise laws has a caloric consequence on Formosan dogs.

I guess getting left-overs from dinners like these aren't helping:

A simpler recipe of Boeuf Borguignonthan Julia Childs' (but Julia's is way better) and

A simple roasted chicken breast with bitter -drunken Italian veggies. Bet you thought I stopped cooking huh?

But it's really noticeable here in this Chippendales dance video posted by one of his main squeezes, Sugar Sweet. It seems his once ripped six- pack is looking a bit doughy next to the other four hunks in the video.

Aghast at how fast this winter weight suddenly came on and his vanity called into check,  Loki and his main squeeze, Sugar, hit the gym to, um, work it off.

Working out. Sure. If that's what you want to call it.

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16 comments on “Junk in His Trunk”

  1. Hummmmm shows how little I know.. I thought Trunk Junk... was well below the base of the tail... if you get my drift.

  2. My husband didn't know the term "junk in the trunk" and was giving a lecture to a hundred students. He made reference to having a lot of junk in his trunk - meaning his car trunk (I have no idea why that came up in his lecture). The entire class started laughing (my husband is as skinny as a rail). He made them tell him... Then, they had a class discussion where the kids educated him about a lot of fairly new phrases! Some are almost X-rated but are ones that we keep using in the traditional way (e.g., "hooking up").

  3. Hah! I guess this adds more meaning my "working dog" persona, huh?

    btw, I'm writing this comment because CL just peed her pants while laughing so hard. Amateur.


  4. I never get tired of seeing that Chippendale's video! It cracks me up every time I see it. Of course, then the girls push me out of the way to get a better look! Morgan said she thought Loki's trunk looked fine to her!

  5. Wow! After viewing all the evidence, it is Abby's considered opinion that Loki looks FINE! He's filled out as a well nourished, mature young adult male should. Perhaps just a soupcon less sauce on his second dinner? He's definitely not a gangly adolescent any more. Jed was more impressed with Sugar's moves. Just who is she and where does she live?

    Jed & Abby

  6. Regarding your comment on my blog, I traded those Cochin bantams because we're focusing on the full sized birds and don't need the bantams (minis) anymore. I didn't want to just get rid of them, so we traded them to someone who would actually use them and take care of them. 🙂

    I'm glad you like my Farmer Life blog. I'm keeping it the way it is. I'm just writing in Chrome's blog again for training info only, because sometimes I need help with his clicker training, since it's my first time doing clicker with a horse. 🙂 That keeps the clicker training ramblings out of my main blog, so that I can write about the chickens and dogs and ducks and stuff. 😀

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