February's masthead is dedicated to justice. And why wouldn't it? Dispensing justice is a way of life here at Wild Dingo. With Loki's cujo-cracker behavior, Juno's regular mastications and my daily skillet beatings, err, training sessions, it's a regular San Chillon here. Ever since we discovered chateaus themed in justice dispensing here in Switzerland, the dog's have been petitioning for their very own chateau. Afterall, shouldn't they have the appropriate digs that 16th century justice-dispensers had? Unfortunately, they just don't make quality justice-dispensing homes anymore. And unless we hit the Swiss lottery, it's unlikely we'll buy a chateau.
As Juno would say: "Justice is a dish best served from a Siberian..."
... Unless it's Pasta e Fagioli...
... Then it's best served to a Siberian."
NB: Daily portions have been cut down to accomodate their traditional taste for a bite or two of our dinner and their need to lose a little weight. Both dogs are cross with me. I'm pretty sure they are scheming many ways to dispense justice on me for making them diet.
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"Your project is guaranteed to meet superior Siberian standards or I will fatally masticate it. You have my "woo" on that!"
"I keep your project safe from crows, coyotes, and flies. I prefer to be paid in salmon treats and tennis balls."
"I manage the treat jar & the staff's daily payroll of cookies and bones. The staff is excellent at math and let me know when I come up short."