Thanks to the TravelMarx for the pun, I have my theme for April. Actually it couldn't be more fitting. As Mr. Wild Dingo and I continue to massacre the French language, we are forgetting how to speak English. The French use the verb "faire" (to do or to make) quite a bit as in "faire cuire," which literally translates "to do or make cooking."
The other day, when I was just finishing a load of laundry, Mr. Wild Dingo had commented he was out of socks. I told him, "I'm making socks in the dryer."
The sad part: he understood exactly what I meant.