Whether she's pirating his favorite bed just to screw with his head, forcing him into bitey-face action or swishing her tail flirtatiously in his face, never a day goes by where Juno doesn't push his buttons. She'll have plenty of time to push those buttons while I'm in London the rest of the week. I almost feel sorry for him.
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