"Why yes, I'd be delighted to look pretty and walk while you hand me some treats."
Mr. Wild Dingo and Juno head out for some tricks and training time. As usual, Juno is delighted for one-on-one time with him. But then the inevitable happens.
She rebells and does her best to convince him otherwise. "But I don't want to platz, Pop! And here is a wee nibble to show you how cute I am."
He insists. Reluctantly, she complies.
Voila! Stink Eye in 6.5 seconds.
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