"I didn't ask to see you. You sent for me. I don't mind you showing me your jodhpurs. They're swell jodphurs and it's a pleasure to make their acquaintance."
"I don't think I care for boys who are lacking manners. "
"You should at least talk like a gentleman."
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during long winter evenings."
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