Eleven years ago, I married the guy in the photo and it wasn't for his keen seasonal fashion sense.
He's a smart guy. He realizes what makes me happy makes him happy. So it's always in his best interest to keep me happy.
Happy Anniversary Honey! It makes me happy that you're happy keeping me happy. Keep doing that.
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"Your project is guaranteed to meet superior Siberian standards or I will fatally masticate it. You have my "woo" on that!"
"I keep your project safe from crows, coyotes, and flies. I prefer to be paid in salmon treats and tennis balls."
"I manage the treat jar & the staff's daily payroll of cookies and bones. The staff is excellent at math and let me know when I come up short."