"Princess, this train sure looks fun. I wonder how fast it goes?"
"Trust me Big Boy. There's a lot more horse power in my Siberian jodphurs than that Swiss version of the TGV."
The train operator takes a break while pondering if a team of huskies would be more fun to drive around Morges. Duh. Yes. But the streets wouldn't be nearly as clean nor would any outddor café customer be safe from their pasteries and baguettes mysteriously, or quite rowdily, disappearing.
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"Your project is guaranteed to meet superior Siberian standards or I will fatally masticate it. You have my "woo" on that!"
"I keep your project safe from crows, coyotes, and flies. I prefer to be paid in salmon treats and tennis balls."
"I manage the treat jar & the staff's daily payroll of cookies and bones. The staff is excellent at math and let me know when I come up short."