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Girly Man

Girly Man

“Aw, Mom. I really hate this girly skirt you make me wear on cold days. I will only wear it in the woods where nobody can see me and not in town where all the cool dogs are.”

No problem Big Boy. You won’t mind if I post it on the Internet, do you? Nobody will see it there.

 

  1. The sound you hear is Q-Tip snickering.

  2. Dude! It’s not a skirt, it’s a superhero cape! You look totally manly and superhero-like. Seriously. We wouldn’t lie to you. And it’s not your fault that you don’t have 15 under-coats like Miss Jodhpurs does. Hey, we even had to wear booties today because it was so #$@!#% ing cold!

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

  3. I see someone trying not to laugh in the background.

  4. Bunny thinks you look perfectly manly! She has one in pink and assures you that it is what all the fashionable dogs are wearing this year!

  5. Loki, you big stud, you could never look girly!

    Ruby

  6. Dude. Coats are IT. Chicks dig guys in coats. I have a coat. The furball I live with doesn’t. I look totally hotter than him.

    Phoenix the Mal

  7. Think of it as a kilt, Loki. And chicks dig guys in kilts – really.
    Luv,
    DAve

  8. Loki, dude, I hear you. I’m wearing my pink fleece today. Ugh.

    Kisses,
    Dexter

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