“Aw, Mom. I really hate this girly skirt you make me wear on cold days. I will only wear it in the woods where nobody can see me and not in town where all the cool dogs are.”
No problem Big Boy. You won’t mind if I post it on the Internet, do you? Nobody will see it there.


The Thundering Herd says:
The sound you hear is Q-Tip snickering.
Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus says:
Dude! It’s not a skirt, it’s a superhero cape! You look totally manly and superhero-like. Seriously. We wouldn’t lie to you. And it’s not your fault that you don’t have 15 under-coats like Miss Jodhpurs does. Hey, we even had to wear booties today because it was so #$@!#% ing cold!
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
Summi's Mummi says:
I see someone trying not to laugh in the background.
houndstooth4 says:
Bunny thinks you look perfectly manly! She has one in pink and assures you that it is what all the fashionable dogs are wearing this year!
Rottrover says:
Loki, you big stud, you could never look girly!
Ruby
Melinda Wichmann says:
Dude. Coats are IT. Chicks dig guys in coats. I have a coat. The furball I live with doesn’t. I look totally hotter than him.
Phoenix the Mal
The Army of Four says:
Think of it as a kilt, Loki. And chicks dig guys in kilts – really.
Luv,
DAve
Dexter says:
Loki, dude, I hear you. I’m wearing my pink fleece today. Ugh.
Kisses,
Dexter