"Hey Daddy-O. Check out that squirrel shootin' us the moose eyes? That oughta motivate your piechopper. Maybe even give him the long good-bye."
"Cupcake, I hear you five by five. He sure is cruisin' for a bruisin'. But deal me out. I gotta play the Iceberg act while the boss is around."
NB: Juno's doing well. She doesn't even seem bothered and is bouncy and happy as ever.
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