It's hard to believe that such an innocent face can hide years of criminal activities! She's destroyed countless Danskos (8 pairs), flip-flops (5 pairs), purses (2), mail, catalogs and books (9). She's overturned numerous trash cans, torn through toilet paper rolls, crunched at least 3 pairs of eye glasses. She's chewed up packets of dental floss, two of my yoga blocks and took a bite out of one of my yoga mats. She even shredded some of my yoga pants. She has an appetite for blue masking tape so much that we have to keep it under lock and key. She's also torn up several pillows and cardboard boxes. Her worst crimes were destroying my passport and my Mini Cooper. Yes, she ate my Mini Cooper. And yet, this criminal roams freely, gets a free lunch and reigns Princess. What can I say? The justice system is weak in our house.