Lonely Asian Pear tree seeking single partridge for a short term commitment.
Like what you're reading? Buy the pups a bone!
BOL - we love pears:)
Woos - Ciara and Lightning
LOL!! SECOND funniest blog post ever - the first being 'Inigo Montoya.' Man, if this is your wit as a lymie, I'd better stand back when you're recovered!!
LOL! Too funny!!