Christmas Classified Ad

December 17, 2015

Posted in: Nature | Reading Time: 1 minute

Lonely Asian Pear tree seeking single partridge for a short term commitment.
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3 comments on “Christmas Classified Ad”

The OP Pack says:

December 17, 2015 at 4:09 pm

BOL - we love pears:)

Woos - Ciara and Lightning

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rottrover says:

December 17, 2015 at 6:58 pm

LOL!! SECOND funniest blog post ever - the first being 'Inigo Montoya.' Man, if this is your wit as a lymie, I'd better stand back when you're recovered!!

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achieve1dream says:

March 7, 2016 at 8:32 pm

LOL! Too funny!!

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