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The Siberian iMole™ is the most advanced, intelligent and secure mole patrol in the world. The iMole's built-in genetics and superior speed are no match for problem moles. With advanced Sibe-Fi technology, the Siberian iMole identifies moles on a variety of frequencies, leading to a 90% improvement in mole reduction. Powered by a raw bone and raw food diet, the Siberian iMole docks easily in the corner of your kitchen for easy refueling. You can video or photograph your Siberian iMole in action for lasting memories. Plus, your Siberian iMole is beautiful. Compliment her and accessorize her with new collars regularly. The Siberian iMole will put an end to your mole problems permanently. Rescue one today.
*Wild Dingo and the Siberian iMole are not responsible for damages caused to your garden.
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"Your project is guaranteed to meet superior Siberian standards or I will fatally masticate it. You have my "woo" on that!"
"I keep your project safe from crows, coyotes, and flies. I prefer to be paid in salmon treats and tennis balls."
"I manage the treat jar & the staff's daily payroll of cookies and bones. The staff is excellent at math and let me know when I come up short."