Crossfit ain't got nothin' on a cracker's core power! The other day, he took care of his business (#2) while balancing on only one front paw. Sorry Internet, I had no camera to catch the action. You'll just have to take my word for it. He happened to choose a spot with a bunch of tall redwood root shooters, and since he doesn't like to put his pawsies on anything but soft ground, he simply swung his bottom over the root shooters, tucked and let it all go, all while balancing on his right front paw. If he were human, he'd be one of those guys that has 6 pack abs without even working out.
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