"Hey Big Boy, Mom says after our walkies she's gonna give you a bath. But not me. Because I'm a husky. And huskies are awesome and don't need baths because our furs reject dirt and so we're never dirty."
"Princepessa, don't mess with my mentals. That's not even remotely funny."
It's true. Huskies never get dirty. Let me rephrase that. They don't stay dirty. Dirt never sticks to their fur or skin. But that doesn't mean they don't get dirty. They just leave their dirt around the house or where ever they feel like shaking off.
But what's also true is that the husky did get a bath along with the cracker because baths are the quickest way to loosen up all that undercoat. She still has about a week of comb-by's to look forward to. What's a comb-by? It's a husky owner's way of sneak attacking a husky with a shedding comb as they walk by or plop down for a nap. Because my husky won't sit for more than 5 minutes of brushing at a time. It takes about a week to brush the undercoat out of the husky this way. One way or another, it gets done. Until then, the house is under siege with an exploding fur bomb constantly going off every hour. It's a good thing Mr. Wild Dingo left for a 10 day business trip!
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