Oh Look! Our new vegetable bed sprouted a husky and we didn't even plant any seeds! Mr. Wild Dingo warned me not to water it because "the last thing we need is more huskies." Don't worry Internet, I already offered Juno a pair of his flip-flops for that kind of sass.
Ps. This is a sneak peak into our big landscape project. We had a few weeks set back with rain and some major water damage to the project but we're back on track and we should be fully planted by end of April. I'll be so happy not to be starring at dirt out the window.
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