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Year: 2017

Take a Load off Fanny

Take a Load off Fanny

“Hey lady can you tell me, where a bee might find a bed?” She just grinned and shook her head, “There,” was all she said. Another bumble settled in for…
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Saucy Minx

Saucy Minx

It’s embarrassing. All it takes is a mature, dapper gentleman still in possession of his family jewels for Juno to abandon all modesty to become a saucy minx. I won’t…
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Lifeguard on Duty

Lifeguard on Duty

In our fountain-pond, we used to have floating flowers so bees and birds could enjoy the water without drowning. Unfortunately, they didn’t hold up to the harshness of the winter…
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Everybody Wants to be A DJ

Everybody Wants to be A DJ

“Hey Arthur! You are growing quickly! What would like to be when you grow up?” “An astronaut. Or maybe a D.J.,” he replied. Everybody wants to be a D.J. I…
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They’re Baaaaak!

They’re Baaaaak!

I was getting a bit worried because last April, we had crickets singing love songs every evening. This year, it’s been ominously quiet. But now they are turning up in…
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