writer | warrior | whack-a-doodle

Year: 2017

Slim Fast

Slim Fast

“Of course I’m pleased with myself. Just look at me. I’m perfect.” 
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Wile E. Coyote in the Fur

Wile E. Coyote in the Fur

“What the heck is your problem,” asks Wile E. in response to the cracker yelling HBO words at him. “Alls I’m doin is standing here, minding my own business, looking…
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Bee-Hind

Bee-Hind

I’ve been a bit bee-hind in posting photos and stories. What can I say? It’s hard to stay vertical when you are constantly about to toss your cookies. I took…
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Happy Loki-versary!

Happy Loki-versary!

This weekend marked Loki’s 9th year with us and roughly his 10th (maybe 11th) birthday. Time sure flies when you live with a cracker. He’s been our greatest teacher, our…
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A Life Without Cheeses

A Life Without Cheeses

The past two weeks, while Mr. Wild Dingo has been on travel, I, Evil Momma, have led Juno off her spiritual Path of Cheeses. This is what we call a…
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Lyme Disease Demolition Crew

Lyme Disease Demolition Crew

May is Lyme Disease Awareness month! I’ve done this Lyme Disease Challenge multiple ways so this year I opted for something other than my boring mugshot with a lime in…
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My Job is Internet Celebrity Manager

My Job is Internet Celebrity Manager

It cracks me up when people recognize me from my dogs. I’ve met some fantastic people this way as well! The cracker and the criminal are Internet celebs. I’m just…
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The Complaint Department

The Complaint Department

“Mom! Juicy is touching my feetie-feets! WTF?” “Chill, Daddy-O. It’s not like it’s gonna kill you to have a little cuddle.” It’s important to have excellent bedside manners when your…
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