"Psst! Daddy-O! Now seems like a good time to get our revenge for the crimes against us this week. How about a game of Catch Me If Woo Can Zoomies with Momma? Bet that’ll learn her!”

I thought a few hours at the beach would make up for this week's trauma of dental cleaning. I was wrong. Shoes are locked up in a safe. The key to the safe is in another bullet-proof, freeze-proof and fire-proof safe with retina and DNA security.