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Author: Julie Starling

Fixing a Broken Cracker

Fixing a Broken Cracker

“It’s important to protect my eyes while I snoopervise Juicy’s laser therapy. Plus, all the chicks dig a guy in cool shades.”
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It’s Just Biology

It’s Just Biology

First, a few weeks ago, Mr. Wild Dingo had the good fortune of getting to pull out an 18″ tape worm from Loki’s butt. It was stuck and Loki begged…
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Lucky In Love

Lucky In Love

In the wee hours of a summer morning (9 a.m. for a Lymie), I scour the flowerbeds for the impostors, unwelcome beetles who enjoy destroying the bounty intended for bees,…
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Peek A Boo!

Peek A Boo!

Hey Chester, don’t chya think your shack is cramping your style?
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When Dying is an Art

When Dying is an Art

An older lady rests on a zinnia as the sun rises. Her grayish fur and tattered wings are a clue to her longevity and provoke the imagination of her many…
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Picking My Poison

Picking My Poison

“I forgot how chatty you used to be,” said Mr. Wild Dingo. What is it they say about medicine? The dose makes the poison? Pick your poison Mr. Wild Dingo:…
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Take a Load off Fanny

Take a Load off Fanny

“Hey lady can you tell me, where a bee might find a bed?” She just grinned and shook her head, “There,” was all she said. Another bumble settled in for…
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