"I surrender to the Pup Cup and all its power and believe that it can restore me to sanity. Or something like that."

 A poem by Mr. Wild Dingo Dauntless flew young scarecrow blue Unfettered he, from sac set free

You wanna know how to make me smile Take control, own me just for the night

"Princess, this train sure looks fun. I wonder how fast it goes?" "Trust me Big Boy. There's a lot more horse power in my Siberian jodphurs than that Swiss version of the TGV."

"Just because you heard rummaging around in the bathroom does not mean that I was involved in any criminal activities. Show me the proof."

My running partners are all smiles after  a five mile run through the forest.

Mr. Wild Dingo made a gross error in pup cup ice cream equalization and Juno ended up with the short end of the stick. Hide the flip flops! Retribution is coming.

Mr. Wild Dingo crowned me a Princess. Then he handed me a jug of water and said,"Get to work."