"Juno Come!"

"Tra-la-la. This looks like a nice spot to see a man about a horse."

"I don't understand why you waste all that money on carbon fiber and titanium bikes when you could own the cadillac of velos!"

"Hey Loki, I'm gonna annoy you until I win and you will bow to my cuteness!"

"You caught me! I'm not your Granny!"

All I have to do is mention Aslan kisses and the cracker shuts his yapper.

I know what you're thinking. How can anyone be miserable in Paris? I assure you, it is possible.

Don't practice your Olympic Ribbon Gymnastics routine with your dog's leash. "WTF is going on? Did anyone cue any music? I haven't practiced my agility in ages!" "Don't' worry Big Boy. This is just Pop's wacky leash walking style."

Surprise: "What the heck just came out of my Jodhpurs?"

"Who is this Savadear I keep hearing about?" Two years ago, Mr Wild Dingo whispered that very question, which had been burning in his mind for too long, to a Francophone at work. Bemused, the Francophone laughed. "Not 'Savadear,'  'Ça veut dire,'" he replied.  The expression literally translates as "it wants to say" but actually means "it means."