Dear Loki,

How many channels do you get with those ears?

Sincerely,
Monster Girl
Member of the National Esteemed Feline Society

Dear Monster Girl,

I will answer this question regardless of its intended mockery.

I get 42 channels. If I need to explain why I get 42 channels, then I suggest you to lay off the cat nip and spend some time reading some of the great literature to find its profound meaning.

Respectfully yours,
Loki
Respected Member of The Sophisticated Canine Society