How many channels do you get with those ears?
Member of the National Esteemed Feline Society
Dear Monster Girl,
I will answer this question regardless of its intended mockery.
I get 42 channels. If I need to explain why I get 42 channels, then I suggest you to lay off the cat nip and spend some time reading some of the great literature to find its profound meaning.
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