"Last night's tri-tip is still stuck between my inscisors. The last thing I want is halitosis!"
"Hey dollface, you're using the wrong tools. Let the chump with the white choppers show you how it's done."
"First, take a bite on this here purple octopus."
"Ya, just like that."
"Now just sit still while I work these long legs in and out of your toofs."
"Thanks Big Boy. That feels lots better."
"But I sure wish these came in a minty flavor!"
"Princess, beggers can't be choosers."
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"Your project is guaranteed to meet superior Siberian standards or I will fatally masticate it. You have my "woo" on that!"
"I keep your project safe from crows, coyotes, and flies. I prefer to be paid in salmon treats and tennis balls."
"I manage the treat jar & the staff's daily payroll of cookies and bones. The staff is excellent at math and let me know when I come up short."