Bulletin for Mom and Pop: all is well but we miss you. We tried interrogating the visitor by licking him but it didn't work. He won't reveal your whereabouts. We will work on him some more. He has gotten better at keeping shoes hidden - did you or your friends say something to him?
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"Your project is guaranteed to meet superior Siberian standards or I will fatally masticate it. You have my "woo" on that!"
"I keep your project safe from crows, coyotes, and flies. I prefer to be paid in salmon treats and tennis balls."
"I manage the treat jar & the staff's daily payroll of cookies and bones. The staff is excellent at math and let me know when I come up short."