November's masthead is dedicated to the softer side of Wild Dingo -- that would be Mr. Wild Dingo. The original story board was Loki and Juno chasing a turkey. Loki with an axe in his mouth, Juno with a fork, knife and napkin. The caption was going to read, "It's just a friendly game of tug." But Mr. Wild Dingo protested and felt it was too mean. Shocking. The rare occasion where Mr. Wild Dingo is actually nicer than me. So here I am acting presidential and pardoning the turkey. Of course it makes no difference to Loki and Juno. Meat is meat. Serve it up raw and serve it up often.
Start fluffing those couch pillows now to prepare for that month-end trypto-faint!
Like what you're reading? Buy the pups a bone!