Juno came home from working Therapy Services with a new fashion accessory.
Hey Juno, that Dogmes scarf sure brings out the color in your eyes.
"Ain't nothing you can tell me I don't already know."
As usual, Juno wowed her audience with her tricks and good looks. I have yet to fully understand why she enjoys putting on her vest and going to work. But she does and when she sees the hospital or nursing home from the car, she cries with anticipation.
Hey Juno, do you do this for the goo-goo eyes and wolf whistles that you get from the crowd?
"I have come to the conclusion that my subjective account of my own motivation is largely mythical on almost all occasions. I don't know why I do things."
Sigh. Sibe logic never ceases to bewilder me.
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"Your project is guaranteed to meet superior Siberian standards or I will fatally masticate it. You have my "woo" on that!"
"I keep your project safe from crows, coyotes, and flies. I prefer to be paid in salmon treats and tennis balls."
"I manage the treat jar & the staff's daily payroll of cookies and bones. The staff is excellent at math and let me know when I come up short."