Mr. Wild Dingo came home on Thursday. He's been accustomed to bringing home a special treat after long trips. When Juno ran out to greet him, she glued herself to his truck, passenger side and waited. Oops! No treats! Luckily, we had some spare pigs ears that we hide for special occasions. But Juno knew he'd forgotten the special treat and let him know it.
"Hmph! This does not look like a frosted bone from Bow Wowzer, Pop!"
"But Princess, here's a delicious pigs ear for you."
"You insult me. I did my job! I bounced out and greeted you happily.
A pigs ear re-gift is the best you got?"
"Juno, I'm so sorry. I will never forget to bring home the Welcome Home treat again."
"Well, appology accepted. I suppose this pig's ear will do."
"Thank you Princess."
"Humans are so difficult to train. Especially when you end up rewarding them by eating what they give you for a treat."
"Tell me about it! The service in this joint stinks! Where's the ice cold beverage to wash down this salty snack?"