All 17 readers of Wild Dingo may have noticed posting has been light these past few weeks. As our move to Lausanne is starting to become a reality, we've been rushing to get our current home in good shape so that we don't come back to a disaster. That means having a new well installed, trees cut, storage areas cleaned out, cars primed for selling, inventory listed, plumbing fixed, generator serviced and the list goes on. Wild Dingo has been living a fast life.
Yet, some of Wild Dingo staff seem to be weathering the chaos without too much trouble. Would you agree?
"What's all the noise about? Can't you see I'm working on my tan?"
"Big Boy, you sure are color blind. Can't you see you're already tan?"
"Princess, then maybe I should put some sun screen on those alabaster gams of yours. I wouldn't want you to get burned."
"Yawn. I wasn't born yesterday. You'll have to come up with a better line than that."
"Hey waitress! We'd like two coconut Pawgeritas and some mixed nuts. Make it snappy."
"Um Princess, do waitresses normally laugh like that when you order a drink?"
"Only when they aren't expecting a tip."
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"Your project is guaranteed to meet superior Siberian standards or I will fatally masticate it. You have my "woo" on that!"
"I keep your project safe from crows, coyotes, and flies. I prefer to be paid in salmon treats and tennis balls."
"I manage the treat jar & the staff's daily payroll of cookies and bones. The staff is excellent at math and let me know when I come up short."