Mr. Wild Dingo is back again. After being home a total of 4 days in the past month, he came home this time stocked with bribes to keep the quadrupeds from chewin' him out.
"Oh hey there Pop, it sure is nice to see you. Blah, blah, blah. Yada, Yada, Yada. Moving on...whatchya got there in that cellophane baggie?"
"Now you're speakin' our language! Hand 'em over!"
"Booyah! Dog candy bribes are the tastiest kind of bribes."
"Pop has my permission to go on a trip every day!"
"I think we need to think about new extortion strategies for the next trip."
"And now for the toy-portion of our travel bribes."
"I'm not a patient pup, Pop. Hand over the stuffie now and nobody will get hurt."
"Pop, don't make me pull out my mad ninja skills."
Later, Juno found a way to seek her revenge and show Mr. Wild Dingo what she thought of his travels.
"I can't help it if Pop doesn't put his shoes away in a timely fashion, now, can I?"
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