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Travel Bribes

Travel Bribes

May 10, 2010
Posted in: Dogs | Reading Time: 1 minute

Mr. Wild Dingo is back again. After being home a total of 4 days in the past month, he came home this time stocked with bribes to keep the quadrupeds from chewin' him out.

"Oh hey there Pop, it sure is nice to see you. Blah, blah, blah. Yada, Yada, Yada. Moving on...whatchya got there in that cellophane baggie?"

"Now you're speakin' our language! Hand 'em over!"

"Booyah! Dog candy bribes are the tastiest kind of bribes."

"Pop has my permission to go on a trip every day!"

"I think we need to think about new extortion strategies for the next trip."

"And now for the toy-portion of our travel bribes."

"I'm not a patient pup, Pop. Hand over the stuffie now and nobody will get hurt."

"Pop, don't make me pull out my mad ninja skills."

Later, Juno found a way to seek her revenge and show Mr. Wild Dingo what she thought of his travels.

"I can't help it if Pop doesn't put his shoes away in a timely fashion, now, can I?"

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17 comments on “Travel Bribes”

  1. How nice of you guys to accept the bribes and show your Dad some appreciation.

    Sometimes it's just real hard being an obviously neglected King and Queen.

    Remy and Flash

  2. I hope Mr Wild Dingo also brought some "bribes" back for Mrs Wild Dingo - she's been amazing to hold the fort alone and do everything thing with you guys all by herself for so long!!

  3. you were made to work very hard for your treats......next time, make the hooman work extra hard for his!!!

    chikisses

  4. Poor Juno. Just trying to teach MWD to be a better housekeeper. I applaud your efforts. Perhaps you could enhance your training by giving him a hot dog when he puts his sneakers in their proper place.

    Score on the travel bribes.

    Slobbers,
    Mango

  5. Yeah, we had the same question - is there some message there from Dad about the "good dog" bone? Glad to see he remembered to bring the pups something - hope Mom got something special too.

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

  6. The shoe looks perfectly okay to me; the photo was probably staged to make Juno look guilty. I'm just saying... Cool bribes, though. Maybe you could convince Mr. Wild Dingo to leave more often? 😉

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona (and Abby, I guess, because her Big Dog teeth are growing in...)

  7. Hey... what is this about travel bribes? My momma was just gone for over a week and I got NOTHING! How do I get in on this? Those cookies look delicious!

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